Germ Warfare Rebuttal: G. Gordon Liddy

Well, looks like I did it again. I managed to stir the pot with what I thought was a rather tame and well-reasoned post on germophobia. Turns out there are some strong dissenting opinions on the issue. So today I make way for a guest post from famed Paleoconservative G. Gordon Liddy. 

--BeaverPuppet

Civilized Peoples of the World,

When I read BeaverPuppet's latest garbage he calls a post, I nearly puked the Triple Baconator right out of my mouth!

I really shouldn't have been surprised that a defeatist scumbag like BeaverPuppet would propose throwing in the towel on The War on Germs. Why, I'm still surprised that that jelly-spined piece of sh*t was ever able to climb out of his mother's uterus in this first place! But this is a new low, even for BeaverPuppet. "Why don't we just relax and not worry about it?" If I ever uttered those words in my household my father would've had me sh*tting out his jack boots for weeks!

But BeaverPuppet does make one good point.We are not winning the War on Germs. We have been unable to defeat this enemy, because we have been unable to show the fortitude and wherewithal that is necessary. Purell? Purell?!?! Does BeaverPuppet actually believe that that is the best we can do? Let me tell you, the Pentagon has sh*t that makes Purell feel like baby oil. But can we get it past the leftist loonies in the Food and Drug Administration? Hell No!

And what about vaccines? You don't think we could do better there if we loosened up the rules a little? My God, we're testing on rats, for Christ's sake! You don't think we'd make better progress if we tested on humans? We've got too many low-life moochers lying around as it is. Let's make them productive! WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO SAY WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE IS THINKING?!?

You're dog sh*t, BeaverPuppet. DOG SH*T!

Sincerely,

G. Gordon Liddy