Friday, September 20, 2013

Germ Warfare Rebuttal: Sarah Mclachlan



Well, that was a very spirited post from Mr. G. Gordon Liddy! Now we have another response to my post on germophobia. Sarah McLachlan makes an impassioned plea, but from a very different perspective. Her post follows.

--BeaverPuppet

My fellow humans,

Like Mr. Liddy, BeaverPuppet’s post on germs stirred an emotional response within me, but for very different reasons. I found the callousness with which BeaverPuppet discusses germs and their destruction to be quite shocking. We must remember that Germs are living creatures, just like us, and we have no right to destroy them. Furthermore, Germs have lived on The Earth for millions of years before human beings came along. This is their home, and we are the intruders. We must learn to live with each other.

BeaverPuppet suggests a more passive approach to our treatment of Germs. My friends, that is not good enough! We must end the germ holocaust! Rather than fighting germs, we need to fund programs that will study and tag them, so we can learn about their mating and migration patterns, and how best we can protect and nurture them. We need to establish germ crossings and habitats, so they have places where they can get away for awhile, without the interference of men. And we need to identify transgender germs so we can get them started on their treatments and reassignment surgeries.

Now I know that it is not always easy to live with germs. They do make us sick. But brothers and sisters, don’t you realize how beautiful that is? Our sickness is a sign that we are giving life to other creatures in the universe! Every time, I cough, or sneeze, or vomit, or get flatulence or diarrhea, I think, “How beautiful, it’s like the germs are nursing at my teets!”  It makes feel like I’m Mother Earth!

I have no doubts, that if everyone is willing to give just a little, we can learn to live peacefully with our germ brothers and sisters.  So let’s all come together and hold hands. Maybe we’ll spread some germs!

In peace,

Sarah McLachlan


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